Legislation Passed to Ensure US Presidential Race Decided by Drum-Off


After extensive trialling, the US presidential race is to be decided by a winner takes all style drum off. In an X-Factor inspired finale, a live studio audience will vote to determine a pre-selected winner. The victor will receive a $50 gift certificate for Guitar Center and also the US presidency. 

Donald Trump welcomed the potential challenge saying, "I have the best drums," whilst Hillary was more reserved, pointing out that, "it's not what you play, but how you play it."

Bernie Sanders' controversial proposal to issue free drum sets to newborns has proved popular among toddlers, but less so among parents. 

More to follow.